If you’re pregnant for the first time and reading this, and you’re already crapping your knickers (haha! You’ll see why that’s funny in a minute) about childbirth and what’s coming afterwards then you probably should stop reading now.
No, I am not cured of my organisational deficiency, but I have found tools and tricks to fool people into thinking so!
I swear to God I’m prancing around like I’m high, singing a little bit, pouring milk into cereal bowls with a flourish (“You’d like Cheerios AND Shreddies this morning my darling daughter, well why on Earth not?! We’ll call it a breakfast cocktail!”).
£3.11 for the whole meal
78p per person*
That one piece of advice there has taken me through my whole parenting journey so far.