No, I am not cured of my organisational deficiency, but I have found tools and tricks to fool people into thinking so!
I swear to God I’m prancing around like I’m high, singing a little bit, pouring milk into cereal bowls with a flourish (“You’d like Cheerios AND Shreddies this morning my darling daughter, well why on Earth not?! We’ll call it a breakfast cocktail!”).
£3.11 for the whole meal
78p per person*
That one piece of advice there has taken me through my whole parenting journey so far.
If you’re pregnant for the first time and reading this, and you’re already crapping your knickers (haha! You’ll see why that’s funny in a minute) about childbirth and what’s coming afterwards then you probably should stop reading now.